EXCUSE ME, SPOODER?! (ಠ_ಠ)

I opened ONE chest in the forest. Apparently the spooder decided: Yeah. I'm taking that one. Suddenly I'm being...

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Chat Approved the Road XD

Simple task: Connect two roads. Easy. "They're touching tips, chat." ... Excellent. There we go. XD...

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GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER BACK. (ಠ_ಠ)

Hariti had some genuinely unsettling themes... Then I saw MY DAUGHTER being taken away. "Oh, you have my daughter....

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Did We Just Get a Houdini Bel-Air Rap?! XD

Another staff-submitted reaction... And suddenly we're getting an impromptu Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style rhyme about...

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I'm Supposed to HUNT These People?! XD

First time on the Arctic map. Full lobby of 8. And I'M THE HUNTER. (ΦωΦ) Time to hunt everyone down! My head...

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I Left Selkie Alone With Chat... | Waterpark Simulator

I left Selkie alone with chat for ONE MINUTE while we were playing Waterpark Simulator. Apparently that was more than...

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I REGRET NOTHING XD

I was feeling REAL confident. So naturally... I told Derek to SHOVE IT. (ಠ_ಠ) Derek responded by wiping our ENT...

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I Forgot This Wasn't Nightreign TT.TT

We had barely entered the Realm of Shadow. I hopped on Torrent. Confidently headed toward the edge. And sent bo...

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Nimble Should Have RUN XD

Nimble came over specifically to harass Selkie. She gets the wrong one. He starts LAUGHING at her. "Take me out...

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Selkie... We JUST Started TT.TT

We JUST started Demonologist. Nothing has even happened yet. "Don't leave me." "I'm leaving you." SELKIE?!...

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I Accidentally Grew a Magic Beanstalk XD

Today I learned something VERY important about PEAK. Apparently if you fall while carrying a seed... THE BEAN SPRO...

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THEROS... YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO XD

We all went down, leaving Theros as our LAST HOPE. So naturally, we started spectating him. Then PEAK GLITCHED HAR...

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I KNEW Something Was Waiting for Me...

A child spirit took the crank wheel into a dark tunnel. Totally not a trap. (ಠ_ಠ) I went in. Got the wheel....

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I Am the Shrine Empress of Nerds (ΦωΦ)

For those new to the Shrine... I'm a SUPER NERD. LARPing. Cosplay. Gaming. VR. Roleplay. TCGs. And I may o...

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Selkie and I CANNOT Be Trusted XD

We saw a tornado. We looked at each other. That was apparently all it took. (ΦωΦ) "Tornado-chan, come outside."...

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I Pulled a Card I COULDN'T READ (ಠ_ಠ)

I'm opening a Collector Booster and suddenly... "What the heck is THAT?" It looked important. There was just on...

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WHY Is He Using 0.8 of an EGG?! (ಠ_ಠ)

Henry's Kitchen has returned to terrify me. This time we're making chocolate donuts. "Using 0.8 of an egg." WHA...

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GUYS... WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED XD

Theros wanted the cactus fruit. Honestly? I understood. (ಠ_ಠ) So I'm helping pull the thorns out of him... T...

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Well... I Asked for Proof XD

Theros tells me Dark is gone. I don't believe them. (ಠ_ಠ) "Dark's not gone until he becomes a ghost." Right on...

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Chat Made the Shrine Sound VERY Suspicious XD

Chat asked what happens if my meat shield—I MEAN companion—is gone. Who becomes the backup for our completely normal...

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Staff... WHY Did You Make Me Watch This?! (ಠ_ಠ)

My staff submitted ElectroBOOM's 1M special for me to react to. "I only sustained some third degree burns." ONLY?!...

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FEAR ME. I AM CHICKEN. XD

I'm the prey. They're the hunters. So naturally... I CHARGE THEM. (ΦωΦ) They're completely distracted when s...

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